| Stories | |
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NC-17 Welcome
to Hell |
Welcome to the Hogwarts Rehabilitation Center, otherwise known as Hell. |
| There's No "I" in
"Drop Dead, Potter" by Nimori |
'Guests' at Hogwarts Rehab must learn to work with others. Unfortunately for Snape's therapy group, there are no such requirements of the counselors. |
| Mission Impossible by Maeglin Yedi |
It's a sad, sad day when a former Dark Lord's life is reduced to fighting over the top bunk, sneaking out of a castle with too many corridors, and trying to prevent his executioner from killing all the daisies. |
| Working on Communicating by Snaples |
Lucius and Draco are meant to learn how to work together. Unfortunately, one of them insists on being a child. |
| Speak Not to Me of Monogamy Part 1 Part 2 by GMTH |
Dumbledore is thinking of white picket fences but Harry prefers it in the red-light district. |
| Nicking Knickers by Nimori |
It's not easy being possessed by a fifty-year-old ghost who doesn't care where his knickers have been. |
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Creative
Expression is Good for the Soul |
Bill's passed his evaluation. He wants back in. |
| Who knew Pictionary was a blood sport? | |
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Moony &
Padfoot's Special Chocolate Fudge Brownies |
Kitchen Duty. Marauders' style. |
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I Am Lord
Fucking Dogs |
Voldemort comes face-to-face with a spectre from his past. It was bad enough Emperor of the Universe stole his nick... |
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Second Friday |
It's progress evaluation day at Hogwarts Rehab. If only they could progress in the right direction... |
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A Case of
the Eternal Morning-After Blues |
Lucius has been in the HRC for five days, and after the trauma of second Friday assessment all he wants is a quiet lie in to consider all he has experienced so far...including Potter. Pity no one told him that Saturday is class cross-over day, which in this case involves an early start to the terrors of the day ahead. |